I saw this posted elsewhere and just had to steal it:
“I love how people talk about the “Biblical definition of the family…” like that consists of a husband, wife, & 2.5 kids. Dude, read your Bible–a family consists of one man, 200 wives, 100 concubines, and many children, including daughters whom you will sell to the highest bidder for the right amount of goats.” — written by Heather