Year: 2012

Hope for Quitters?

Anything is better than that damn patch.… Read more

16000

Yet my dog can recognize one in a heartbeat. And he uses way less electricity.… Read more

Reminds Us We’re Getting Old

Happy birthday!… Read more

Sounds about right.… Read more

at the San Diego Comics Convention

I GOT to figure out a way to get there. Can someone lend me some gas money?… Read more

A few cups per day protects

Then I ought to live to a hundred.… Read more

The discovery of life beyond Earth would shake up our view of humanity’s place in the universe, but…

Well obviously, those little green men are Mormons.… Read more

You don’t have to put on a red shirt!… Read more

This guy is proof that you get what you deserve in life. When he misses the elevator, he rams the door until he gets through — but there is no elevator there, so he gets the shaft. And falls four stories to his demise.

Everyone remember, that gravity is not just a good idea; it’s … Read more

Martian meteorites say yes

Those little green men need SOMETHING to mix their whiskey with!… Read more

These geeks just happen to be special effects wizards

And just when I was looking for a gamma bomb to camp out next to.… Read more

Boffins’ shock claim

Seriously? I’m still more inclined to believe those little green men built it.… Read more

View from Seattle if Earth had giant companion

A vacation spot for those little green men?… Read more

Bon voyage, Voyager!

And then it’ll meet Kirk and crew and make a crappy movie.… Read more

Funtik the hog

Talk about sending mixed messages.… Read more

It ought to be well-aged by now!

An antediluvian cheese shop? Monty Python could do something with this.… Read more