This is why we’ll never be defeated!
(As long as we take our Crestor…)
Category: Life On The Big Blue Marble (News)
All the news I was too lazy to write and you were too lazy to look up!
Best Popeye tattoo evah!
This guy’s been eating his spinach!… Read more
First steps
If you don’t get it, feel free to ask me.… Read more
“Run, you clever boy!”
Play Doctor Roulette! Hold and drag to the side.… Read more
… 870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to “Spider-Related Problem”
Almost one million Toyotas. Recalled. Because spiders.
Yet another reason to buy American.… Read more
How about a joke today?
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If … Read more
4 Rules to Make Star Wars Great Again
Anyone agree?… Read more
A Man’s Gut Brews Its Own Beer and Gets Him Drunk When He Eats Carbs
This is the best beer belly any one of us could ever dream of having
I guess a yeast infection can have its benefits!… Read more
Is this every story ever?
Nope, just the best ones.… Read more
Review: We’re the Millers
Review 2013 by RD Clark
We’re The Millers
Written by: Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, John Morris
Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Starring:
Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter, Emma Roberts, Ed Helms, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Matthew Willig, Molly Quinn
Rated R
Running time: 110 mins
When a small-time pot dealer is ripped … Read more
Gadget of the week: Star Trek spatula!
Set phasers on pancakes, Mister!… Read more
This might be the scariest thing in the ocean!
And it’s a shrimp. (Mantis shrimp)… Read more
How long will it take you to get it?
I got it right away.… Read more
Gadget of the week: Abacus bracelet
So that 1980s calculator wristwatch you’re wearing isn’t retro enough for you anymore?
At least the batteries never run down!… Read more